Seriously, the contractions are killing me. Aren't you ready to come out of there yet? I know it's warm and comfy but really, how comfy can it be? You're swiftly running out of room and all of that squeezing can't be pleasent. In the interest of poor pelvis I'm willing to negotiate. How about I promise you all of the milk you drink, a new wardrobe and stardom? Yeah! Stardom! Believe me kid, you'll be famous.
So Bean, do your poor bloated Mama a favor and come out now? I can't wait to meet you.
Oh yes Bean, you will most definitely be FAMOUS! Probably the first May Monster to be born! That right there is enough reason to come meet us! We are waiting!!
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